But Not to Vote

A new state law requires those who buy industrial drain cleaners and other caustic substances to provide photo identification and sign a log. –CBS

Because buying drain cleaner is obviously more dangerous than voting. After all, voting is just exercising control over someone elses’ life through the power of the government, rather than your own —a much safer endeavor that doesn’t require any real thinking, or even proof that you are who you are.

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