Global Warming it’s Not

A new statistical analysis by NASA scientists has found that Earth’s land areas have become much more likely to experience an extreme summer heat wave than they were in the middle of the 20th century. The research was published today in the journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences. -NASA

You know that storm on Jupiter? The huge one the size of the Earth itself? I wonder how many SUVs it took to make such a severe weather event like that happen? No wonder there’s no life anyplace but Earth —all those aliens took to their carbon emitting trucks and drove themselves to extinction.

No word yet on why NASA started counting at 1950, rather than, say, 1930, or when anyone is going to figure out that the temperature readings from weather stations covering just 10% of the Earth’s surface, many of which are known to have compromised temperature readings, are no sure indicator of much of anything.

But when your worldview demands that people are the problem, and science is the answer, facts don’t really matter any longer.

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